The pickled landlord of the William Wallace pub poured out an unsteadily large whisky for me. I raised it to the lined, similarly scrotum-faced regulars in this old dark pub, underneath the large, murderous looking, crossed claymore swords and an advert for Tuesday’s pub quiz.
I talked to an old man on his stool next to me: long wedge of a nose, cotton-wool hair under his cap, ancient dog cross pawed at his feet.
“Stirling’s Old Town seems very nice”
“So I guess it’s a nice place to live”
“Oh. But you come from here?”
Slowing rising up, offended “Naw way lad,” tapping his chest “I’m from Fife!”
“Oh. And is that nice?”
Thinks for a moment before returning back to his pint “Naw”
With a flight booked to take us away to a new life in Greece in just 3 days’ time and with us still perched 416 miles north of Heathrow, we decided that our night in Stirling will really have to be our last night on this leisurely final stroll of Britain. Tomorrow we would head back to Glasgow and return the van and then have to take the usual quick, unseeing route back home by plane.
We parked up on Abbey Craig hilltop, having found nowhere else to go but the deserted car park at the bottom of the William Wallace Monument, above Stirling town.
Our closing night was spent under municipal council trees, the branches like tips of paintbrushes touching the sky dark blue, watched down on by the formidable glare of Wallace. This was where he stood and watched the English armies gather on Stirling Bridge before his famous victory over my countrymen, so it seems an appropriate way to be sent off from Scotland.
We’ll miss out on Edinburgh entirely – the Athens of the North, of course – but then Edinburgh is again one of the few places in Britain that Passepartout has visited, as have I, and pretty much everyone else, so a city too well known to admit description anyway, as Dr Johnstone thought in his book too.
12 of our 28 days touring Britain have been spent rounding Scotland. The scenery and the mood of the country has been something completely unique and affecting for both of us. Churchill once said, so I read, that “of all the small nations of this earth, perhaps only the ancient Greeks surpass the Scots in their contribution to mankind”. Passepartout, I’m sure would, agree.
Our last morning breaks with the car park – previously silent, alone, dark and deserted of anyone but us and Wallace – suddenly full of early morning coach loads and a group of curious Chinese trying to peer into the van.
A final glower from Braveheart up on his plinth and that’s it.
We’ll have to return of course. We still have the whole of the east side of England to explore.
Before we even board the Aegean Airlines plane we’re making plans to return to pick up the trail again in the North East to journey down the back of England. The freedom to really live the new life in Greece perhaps remanded until we complete the old one in England.
But what did we learn anyway on this trip my Greek Passepartout was so adamant on before we left and that I have written down here like some Doomsday Book of memories?
Did I discover a connection to my home country? Can Passepartout attest when she goes home that this country is full of those rose-growing, dog-loving, window-washing, grumpy, fussy, inflexible people?
Well, the tour only allowed glimpses really. But then, I guess glimpses are all you get in life.
Scotland certainly had its shadows. The meadows and lanes were there in Devon and we saw the carved choirs in the Anglican cathedral in Liverpool. Swansea has its impressive Guildhall. And also its split-level shopping and concrete and tyres.
And while I struggled to find specific reference points to my history here – identity, like the Electric Brae, perhaps just a perspective trick anyway – I was pleased to be showing off my people, my land, to the Greek and felt strangely emotional at points all along the journey.
And why? Is maybe that the British trait I was looking for? Is it only the British who would do this? Do the Greeks go misty eyed travelling round their country?
Well, I shall find out.
Passepartout tells me that the British know what they’ve got. That nothing in the country is not exploited. And this isn’t always a bad thing.
“It’s a very beautiful country” she tells me as we travel back to London. “When it’s sunny.”
I wouldn’t have regretted this journey if it had afforded nothing but just that final glimpse of Britain before I left. But to be assured that there’s a country here of attraction and charm much more than I imagined has me smiling as the plane pulls away into the sky.
Let it always be there.