I sit in the breakfast room of the Prince Llewelyn Hotel, shovelling in as much fry-up as I can manage.
At the far end of the room people have written various missives on the wall, like last will and testaments, before they set off to climb Mount Snowdon, just a few miles down the road from here in Beddgelert.
It’s only a small mountain, I think to myself, how hard can it be? Giristroula and I climbed Mount Olympus two or three years before. What are all these ridiculously histrionic sentiments, as if they’re setting off for the Antarctic? Nevertheless, I cram in as many carbs as I can, and I’m happy that the the good-natured Polish waitress gives us packed sandwiches in tinfoil before she waves us off with a cheerful sense of finality as we leave to tackle Snowdon. I’m also treble socked.
We stop first off at the local souvenir shop and buy a water proof map. The powerfully built, deep-voiced owner – smelling terrifically of horse manure, selling his boxes of fudge and dainty little Welsh dolls with his great spade-like hands – recommends the best routes for us. We choose the Pyg Path, a fairly tough one, he tells us, but this is where we’d get the best views.
We have an enormous walk to begin with merely to reach the path from where we have been able to leave the rental car as the roadsides are packed with all the other climbers. But we’re soon on the Pyg. No many have chosen this path and the early bit is quiet and fairly easy-going. We get a great view of the Llyn Llydaw lake that will stay with us on our left, deep and blue, for most of the climb.
The path remains rocky but steady and the weather good until around halfway when suddenly clouds descend in the pearl-grey air. Our waterproofs are tugged on. The summit disappears from view. The path becomes zig-zagged and harder and, while not many people are climbing up, there are a lot coming down – having taken the train up – including a large group of Hassidic Jews, descending very unsteadily in heavy suits with their hats and ringlets.
The last part of the climb is quite a tough scramble over loose scree but we finally reach the summit and feel pleased with ourselves. Sneering at the passengers arriving on the 120 year old mountain railway – although the railway though is of course a terrific act of Victorian construction. The only rack and pinion rail line running in Britain. Steam locomotives, puffing out great gouts of steam, still pushing the wooden carriage up the clenched iron teeth of the rail to the top of the mountain every half hour.
We stand at the top of Snowdon and take in the view and trace back the route we’ve climbed.
The valley behind us is where Carry On Up The Khyber was filmed – Snowdon substituting for the Khyber pass – and I point out the spot far below where Private Widdle had his underpants removed by a huge Indian Burpa.
Total blank face from the Greek.
There’s not much else to do up here in the clouds really but visit the café at the mountain top. It’s teaming with people inside, but we managed to get a seat.
Giristroula rises for a couple of seconds to drop something in the bin, and a family of four squeeze into her seat, with the fat father’s buttocks nudging me out too. The father sweating like his clingfilm-wrapped cheese sandwiches. We glare at the family for a while but they won’t look up from their food. Eventually Giristroula snaps and a perfect scene of hot Greek temper versus priggish British petulance plays out in the cafe forecourt.
“Happy with your seat?” Giristroula fumes.
“Yes thank you,” the mother replies not look up from her nibbled sandwich.
“Well…you know… that was sarcasm.” spits Giristroula.
“Yes. Thank you,” the mother again dead-responds, picking a crumb off her skirt, a millisecond snippy smile to herself. The dismissive “thank you” hanging in the air like the tone of a doorbell ding-dong.
We leave, defeated by decorum.
“You should be ashamed of yourself!” Giristroula late volleys back over her shoulder as we go. “In front of your children as well…”
I nudge her, in her grumbling bad mood, out of the doors and we are back out into the grey Snowdon air. We start to look for a way down. Having been annoyed by the numbers travelling down the path as we climbed up, we decide to take a different route to get back down to the base of the mountain. So we start following the Watkin path and as we descend, the sun reappears bathing the valley in cordial sunshine.
Caught in this light the views become something else. Something you can only gawp at, smile to each other about. No words are needed. Wales ripples and rolls and spits and curves away for mile after mile around us. Wind-carved rocks, weather-bleached greens and yellows.
Absent mindedly we soon fall away from the Watkin path and in a short time find ourselves on sheer rock and having to actually climb, looking for foot holds and straining to pull ourselves up on high ridges in the now blazing bulls-eye heat.
We feel anxious, with no one else around and with only more treacherous rolling apexes ahead, but reassure ourselves by pointing out a yellow spot that we take to be a marker of an official climbing route.
“Look here’s one,” I say as we propel ourselves forward over another high Snowdonian crest.
Giristroula spots one in a ludicrous position through some jagged crag and we faithful follow these yellow spots on and on until slowly we realise these are not route markers at all. They are simply crusty lichen etched on the rocks.
We have climbed ourselves into a pickle and I feel an utter relief when, after sliding down turfy slopes on our backsides past momentarily non-chewing quizzical po-faced sheep, we are finally able to get down onto a plateau and then reach a decent bit of path again, and finally make it back over Llyn Llydaw’s bridge and back on safe ground and finally back towards the car. The roadside empty now. All the other climbers driven off home.
Relived, feeling foolish, we head back to the old mossy stone Beddgelert town, and we return to the Polish waitress still there, speculatively waiting our return at the Prince Llewellyn hotel.
We sit a while all alone in the dark Breakfast Room. Breathing heavily. Pleased to have got back here. Snowdon conquered.